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Film Review: Slumdog Millionaire Article by: Guido Pellegrini A likable tale that moves at emotion's pace |
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Film Review: A Christmas Tale Article by: Eric Mattina A cliched story told in a unique way. |
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Film Review: Zack and Miri Make a Porno Article by: Steve Carlson Kinky sex makes the world go 'round. |
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Film Review: The Boy in the Striped Pajamas Article by: Guido Pellegrini Good, if not wholly successful. |
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Film Review: My Name Is Bruce Article by: Chris Anderson Hi, Bruce. Are you the one I ask for a refund? |
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Film Review: Changeling Article by: Eric Mattina Eastwood delivers his most engrossing story in years. |
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Film Review: Passengers Article by: Steve Carlson Time's just wasted in the end. |
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Film Review: Pride and Glory Article by: Eric Mattina Yet another formula police drama. |
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Film Review: Synecdoche, New York Article by: Guido Pellegrini Applause for the lonely fellow! |
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Film Review: The Secret Life of Bees Article by: Eric Mattina Honey and shit. |
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Film Review: Quarantine Article by: Steve Carlson Now we're all the virus. |
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Film Review: Max Payne Article by: Guido Pellegrini Say hi to your mother for me. IN HELL! |
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Film Review: W. Article by: Chris Anderson Sympathy for the President. |
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Film Review: Halo-17 Vs. New York Article by: Halo-17 Staff Two Critics, two weeks, ten movies, one city. |
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Film Review: Rachel Getting Married Article by: Eric Mattina Anne Hathaway is a junkie. |
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Film Review: Body Of Lies Article by: Chris Anderson Ridley Scott, Cobra Commander and the pitfalls of professionalism. |
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Film Review: Blindness Article by: Guido Pellegrini A love it or hate it affair with commendable formal achievements. |
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Film Review: Happy-Go-Lucky Article by: Eric Mattina A deliriously happy comedy from Mike Leigh. |
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Film Review: The Lucky Ones Article by: Eric Mattina The latest film about the war in Iraq is somewhat mechanical, but has more genuine heart than the rest. |
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Film Review: Son of a Lion Article by: Robert Hughes A solemn dispatch from the graveyard of empires. |
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Film Review: Miracle At St. Anna Article by: Jesse Furgurson Decidedly unmiraculous. |
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Film Review: Choke Article by: Eric Mattina Another great performance from Sam Rockwell. |
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Film Review: Lakeview Terrace Article by: Steve Carlson Smoldering with his nightstick and his shield. |
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Film Review: The Pool Article by: Guido Pellegrini A simple story told very well. |
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Film Review: Ghost Town Article by: Eric Mattina Ricky Gervais makes a surprising American debut in Ghost Town. |
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Film Review: Towelhead Article by: Halo-17 Staff Two Reviews For The Price Of One. |
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Film Review: Burn After Reading Megareview Article by: Halo-17 Staff What did we learn? |
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Film Review: Righteous Kill Article by: Steve Carlson I hate where they've wound up. |
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Film Review: I Served The King Of England Article by: Chris Anderson Millionaires and prostitutes, Kings and Fuhrers |
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Film Review: Bangkok Dangerous Article by: Steve Carlson So inbred that I might throw up. |
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Film Review: Mister Foe Article by: Eric Mattina Not your typical carnival of quirks. |
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Film Review: Traitor Article by: Eric Mattina A late-summer surprise, courtesy of Mr. Cheadle. |
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Film Review: Sukiyaki Western Django Article by: Steve Carlson "We can feed off of each other; we can share our endorphins." |
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Film Review: Elegy Article by: Guido Pellegrini A very flawed movie - it drags itself through conventional dreck to bring you glimpses of beauty. |
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Film Review: Disaster Movie Article by: Chris Anderson Someone had to see it. |
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Film Review: Momma's Man Article by: Eric Mattina Momma raised a boring movie. |
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Film Review: Hamlet 2 Article by: Chris Anderson Chris can't believe he wrote a thousand words about this movie. |
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Film Review: Death Race Article by: Jesse Furgurson Jason Statham's ass-kicking face is exactly the same as his flirty face. |
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Film Review: The House Bunny Article by: Steve Carlson Hey, angel: Consider your position. |
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Film Review: Henry Poole Is Here Article by: Eric Mattina Yes, he most certainly is. |
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Film Review: Vicky Cristina Barcelona Article by: Guido Pellegrini A work worthy of the director |
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Film Review: Tropic Thunder Article by: Chris Anderson Who keeps giving Ben Stiller money? |
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Film Review: A Girl Cut in Two Article by: Steve Carlson Something is happening here, but you don't know what it is. Do you, Miss Snow? |
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Film Review: Mirrors Article by: Jesse Furgurson Jesse breaks Mirrors. |
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Film Review: Man on Wire Article by: Guido Pellegrini An inspiring documentary that actually deserves that label. |
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Film Review: Hell Ride Article by: Steve Carlson You get what you pay for, stupid. |
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Film Review: Boy A Article by: Chris Anderson Goddamn you, Britain. |
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Film Review: Bottle Shock Article by: Eric Mattina Oh, just see it. |
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Film Review: Frozen River Article by: Guido Pellegrini An intimate fulfilling thriller. |
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Film Review: The Mummy: Tomb Of The Asian Dude Article by: Jesse Furgurson Pretty much as bad as you'd expect. |
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Film Review: American Teen Article by: Chris Anderson Why the rest of the world hates America. |
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Film Review: Baghead Article by: Eric Mattina Meet the Duplass Brothers. |
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Film Review: Pineapple Express Article by: Eric Mattina Quite hysterical and simply a grand time out. |
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Film Review: Step Brothers Article by: Jesse Furgurson The Apatow factory churns out another one. |
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Film Review: The Dark Knight Megareview Article by: Halo-17 Staff In which we gang-rape Batman until the Joker kills us. |
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Film Review: The Stone Angel Article by: Eric Mattina An occasionally over-heavy, yet well acted drama. |
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Film Review: Tell No One Article by: Guido Pellegrini A cinematic cake: short-lived but tasty. |
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Film Review: Kabluey Article by: Chris Anderson A Review By ERIC MATTINA |
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Film Review: Gonzo: The Life And Work Of Hunter S. Thompson Article by: Chris Anderson "And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird." Revelations 18:2 |
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Film Review: Wall-E Article by: Guido Pellegrini 2001 meets Brazil meets Playtime meets Pixar |
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Film Review: Wanted Article by: Chris Anderson It's actually pretty good. No, really. |
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Film Review: My Winnipeg Article by: Guido Pellegrini Discovering a reverie at twenty-six frames-per-second. |
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Film Review: Get Smart Article by: Chris Anderson See the amazing film critic get 700 words out of this movie! |
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Film Review: Mongol Article by: Guido Pellegrini Meet the latest superhero, Genghis Khan. |
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Film Review: The Incredible Hulk Article by: Chris Anderson Hulk smash, Chris yawn. |
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Film Review: Mother Of Tears Article by: Chris Anderson Chris is gay for Dario Argento, and long-winded. |
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Film Review: The Fall Article by: Chris Anderson The Best Film Of The Year. [/quote whore] |
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Film Review: Indiana Jones And The Words After It Article by: Chris Anderson George Lucas and Steven Spielberg are bad, and they should feel bad. |
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Film Review: Iron Man Article by: Chris Anderson Robert Downey drinks your milkshake. Then he shoves the empty cup up your ass. |
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Film Review: Forgetting Sarah Marshall Article by: Chris Anderson No, really. Forget her. |
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Film Review: The Ruins Article by: Chris Anderson Jena Malone is much hotter than that picture makes her look. |
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Film Review: Shine A Light Article by: Chris Anderson Martin Scorsese autopsies the Rolling Stones in Shine A Light. |
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Film Review: Paranoid Park Article by: Chris Anderson I've Spent Too Much Time On This Movie Already. Imagine Your Own Blurb, Loyal Haloites! |
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Film Review: Funny Games Article by: Chris Anderson No Fun, All Games |
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Film Review: Be Kind Rewind Article by: Chris Anderson A love note to all things misshapen and tattered, Michel Gondry's latest isn't perfect, and neither should it be. |
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Film Review: Justice League: The New Frontier Article by: Chris Anderson What's Old Is Old Again: New Justice League Returns To Its Roots, But Fails To Distinguish Itself |